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Hello! I'm Maggy (or Goat).
I'm 20, a university student, and I live in the United States. I'm short. (Super short. I'm probably shorter than you.) I like art, movies, dumb jokes, and cats.
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thegirlwithgoldeyes:

thegirlwithgoldeyes:

She had curves in all the wrong places. She had a boob sticking out of her kneecap and I’d never seen an ass on the back of someone’s head before

She had legs that went on forever. And ever, and ever. Legs going on into the endless primordial void from which we all came from and to which we shall all return. Her toes touched infinity, her hips perched on the cessation of existence.

Tagged with: #q  

toxikbarbie:

paris666hilton:

THIS IS ART

LMAOOO

Tagged with: #omg  #video  #q  

I just described a bralette as a “boob sock”

Tagged with: #I need to go to bed  #personal  

I just splurged and bought this and I’m super excited 

fataleflare:

weloveshortvideos:

Kitty fart

Vine by Cersei

I CANT STOP LAUGHING WHYYY

Tagged with: #fuck  #kitty  #video  

kinkstertime:

This whole bit is made all the funnier by knowing that all of the guards were just random extras who weren’t told what was going to happen only that they weren’t allowed laugh at any cost as they wouldn’t be payed if they did.

Tagged with: #monty python  #q  

archatlas:

Michael Kerbow

"My work explores the way in which we engage with our surroundings and the possible consequences our actions have upon the world in which we live. Through my work I attempt to question the rationale of our choices, and try to reveal the dichotomy that may exist between what we desire and what we manifest.  Recently my work has focused upon the mechanisms that power our society and examines how they may influence the construct for a possible future."

Tagged with: #art  #q  
galaxyspeaking:

I saw rocketssurgery's awesome tattooed!Hiccup and my hand slipped (EDIT : torso looked a little weird so..changed it a little :) )

galaxyspeaking:

I saw rocketssurgery's awesome tattooed!Hiccup and my hand slipped (EDIT : torso looked a little weird so..changed it a little :) )

officialdubai:

you’re my rock…my dwayne….my johnson

Tagged with: #q  
ivaan-ffxiv:

emporioefikz:

「服ねこ」/「エフ」のイラスト

*Makes several un-manly noises*

ivaan-ffxiv:

emporioefikz:

「服ねこ」/「エフ」のイラスト

*Makes several un-manly noises*

Tagged with: #ahhhh  #art  #q  
1337tattoos:

Dmitri Zakharov

1337tattoos:

Dmitri Zakharov

Tagged with: #tattoo  #q  #skeleton